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Quotes and quips taken out of context from the books of A Song of Ice and Fire by George R. R. Martin.

A Game of Thrones
A Clash of Kings
A Storm of Swords
A Feast for Crows
A Dance with Dragons

The Tales of Dunk and Egg

Submissions are most welcome.

20th December 2011

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The night is dark and full of turnips.
— Pyp 

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18th December 2011

Question

Anonymous asked: I love this tumblr, I wish you'd update regularly! D:

I apologize, dearest anon! I started this when Stannis mentioned Renly’s peach the second time. Once I do my reread I will queue more stuff up!

Edit: You are more than welcome to submit quotes that are hilarious when taken out of context!

7th December 2011

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Ooo-Ooo-Oooooo. Ooo-Ooo-Ooooooooooooooooo.
— Bran Stark

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6th December 2011

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Look at me, I’m a wizard.
— Renly Baratheon

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5th December 2011

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They will not rise, Maester. Not for him.
— Ser Davos Seaworth [on his King, Stannis Baratheon]

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31st July 2011

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He had too many brothers, he’d say, maybe one night he’d make me his sister, then he could marry me.
— Aegon “Egg” Targeryen [On his brother, Aerion Targaryen]

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24th July 2011

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It is known that you are almost a cow.
— Irri

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19th July 2011

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You are the blood of the dragon, you can make a hat.
— Daenerys Targeryen

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5th July 2011

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If I were a man, I’d be Jaime.
— Cersei Lannister

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27th June 2011

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When I’m king in my own right, I’m going to outlaw beets.
— Tommen Baratheon

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